shmorn
The rarely seen shman porn.
I caught my brother looking at shmorn! I couldn't tell which was the man, and which was the woman.
Shmorning
An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.
Good shmorning Abby today sure is great
Shmorning
An alternative for morning when talking to a person you like or that makes you happy
Good shmorning, today sure is great.