Shmuckable
an atractive male who is fuckable, normally identified with a jew-fro/jew-pro.
Emma "Oh... My... Gosh..."
Arlia "emma, why are you touching yourself inapropriately?"
Emma *dribbles* "did you see that dude in costa coffee? He was totally shmuckable!"
Arlia "emma, why are you touching yourself inapropriately?"
Emma *dribbles* "did you see that dude in costa coffee? He was totally shmuckable!"