Shnipe
When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.
Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend
Shnipe
Another word for shit.
Holy shnipe! Bobby died?
shnipes
Around more mature audiences, sometimes you just can't say 'shit'. So, shnipes is the alternative.
Parent: "I just burned down the house!"
Kid: "Oh shnipes!"
Kid: "Oh shnipes!"
shnipe
the beating down of one's psyical inferrior in a stealthly manner
my cousin was walking down the hall and i totally shniped his ass from the shadows