beer hand
In Texas hold'em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. So-called because when dealt, it's "time for a beer."
Some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last Sunday. I was so pissed off.
beer hand
when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink
I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.
left handed beer bottle
a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.
Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!
Beer-handed
Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.
I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!