Shobacus
Short for "should have been a cum stain". Term for a person who is absolutely useless.
The guy or gal who comes to a party that doesn't help in any way. Sits alone in a corner, can't get a date, never has their own party supplies. Most of the time no one notices them.
He'd been a better Shobacus instead of being born.
He'd been a better Shobacus instead of being born.