Beer in a bottle?

Brilliant!

-Drinking beer straight from the bottle-

Beer in a six pack?...
Brilliant!

Breaking Beer Bottles

The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators.

"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"

Beer Bottle Sex

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.

" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"

beer bottle jocker

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

beer bottle bitch

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS

俚语	beer in a bottle?
释义	Beer in a bottle? Brilliant! -Drinking beer straight from the bottle- Beer in a six pack?... Brilliant! Breaking Beer Bottles The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators. "Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!" -"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!" Beer Bottle Sex Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle. " - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in! - Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex" beer bottle jocker A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles. "I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!" left handed beer bottle a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl. Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle! to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget To like expensive things you can't possibly afford. R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must! S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag... R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this! S- sigh You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo... beer bottle bitch a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS
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