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Shock The Monkey

Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.

Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"

Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."

Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"

Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"

Shock the Monkey

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.

Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.

shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.

Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair

shock the monkey

To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation

He let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. What a mess!

shock the monkey

When a redneck pees on a spark plug

Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self

shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

俚语	shocking the monkey
释义	shocking the monkey masturbating if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics. Shock The Monkey Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's. Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!" Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special." Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-" Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!" Shock the Monkey As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana. Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey. shock the monkey When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move. Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick? Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair shock the monkey To Milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the rectum and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal ejaculation He let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. What a mess! shock the monkey When a redneck pees on a spark plug Hey Billy Bob d'you hear bout Billy Joe. He done shock the monkey an nearly kill'd he'self shock the monkey (verb) the same as shake the monkey but much much harder Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.
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