Shockle
To engage in something grandiose as not to cause celebration more than shock. Intentional underachievement.
Alicia just received her Ph.D. in neuroscience and just got a job at the gas station. She's in it for the shockles.
shockled
a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.
At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.