shockley
hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane
She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.
shockley
the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice
That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.
Shockley
When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.
Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
shockley lad
n.refering to an inhabitant of virginia, extremly reclusive, he has an annoying sister, ussualy has somthing weird to say, no shame
did u see what shockley lad just did?
yes, but wat did u expect?
yes, but wat did u expect?
Shockley
The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.
Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!
Shockley
An intelligent, good-looking guy.
"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"
shockley broccoli
That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.
“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”
“Duuuuude, no way.”
“Duuuuude, no way.”