shoeaholic
a condition in which an individual owns more than 60 pairs of shoes
Hi, my name is Ross, and I'm a shoeaholic.
Shoeaholic
Noun: One who covets shoes and who owns more than they can wear in.... ever.
Jenn is a shoeaholic. That bitch wore a new pair again!
"These shoes are $400. Let's get 'em!"
"These shoes are $400. Let's get 'em!"