shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased

shoehorn

To force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong

"I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games."

Shoehorn

"To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car."

"Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!"

Shoehorn

The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.

Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac?
Fag:No, What?
Guy:She got shoehorned by that dirty redneck.

Shoehorn

To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.

A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.

Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time?

shoehorn

A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.

My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline.

shoehorn

1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle

"Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."

俚语	shoehorne
释义	shoehorne Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased shoehorn To force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong "I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games." Shoehorn "To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car." "Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!" Shoehorn The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe. Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac? Fag:No, What? Guy:She got shoehorned by that dirty redneck. Shoehorn To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing. A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass. Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time? shoehorn A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt. My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline. shoehorn 1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle "Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there." "Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
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