shoelace
To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.
(Not to be confused with any sexual act).
(Not to be confused with any sexual act).
Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.
Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.
Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.
shoelace
ties your shoe
what did i do with your shoelace?
Shoelace
The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
Shoelaces
Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.
Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.
Shoelace
To hang yourself.
Why dont you just go and shoelace?
shoelaces
something dat needs tying up all da time
my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!
Shoelace
Shoelace is my crushes code name
Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”