shoen
An abundance of shoes. A pair of shoes are shoes. More than a pair is shoen
Look at that pile of shoen! I hope they’re all pairs!
Dusseldorf danke shoen
The equivalent of a "San Diego thank you" while in Europe.
While vacationing in Germany, my girlfriend wanted to give me a "San Diego thank you" at the biergarten, but I suggested a "Dusseldorf danke shoen" would be more appropriate.