Shoe Pirates
The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.
"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."