shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

noun- a shoe after stepping in poo

An insane internet troll who tracks poo throughout comment sections, messageboards, imageboards. Obsessed with rightwing philosophy, aliens, illuminati, mass murderers, SJWs, Muslims, trans

This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.

By nature it happens to the most unluckiest people to ever roam this earth...they walk and manage to stand in dog poo.

A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.

Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.

Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".