shoe size
euphemistic term for penis length
What's his shoe size?
9 wide!
9 wide!
shoe size
the size of your shoe cut in half =
the size of your dick
its not always accurate but usually is..
the size of your dick
its not always accurate but usually is..
ok if your shoe size is 12
ur dick is 6 in. long
ur dick is 6 in. long
shoe size
Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.
Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"
Shoe Size
A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.
John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
Shoe size
when a guy has a big dick
Wow, he's a shoe size of 10!
Custom Shoe Size
The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe
"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."
"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"
"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"
big shoe size
Implying that a man has a large penis.
''He has a big shoe size.''