beer mom
A mom who drinks great beer. Can be spotted at breweries and beer tap houses with other Beer Mom friends and/or her kids. Just because she's a mom doesn't mean she can't school you on beer facts, the latest beer trends, and drink you under the table all while wrangling kids, cooking dinner, folding laundry, and changing dirty diapers.
A Beer Mom just ordered a DIPA at the bar with a kid on her hip, while my pansy ass is trying to look cool with a domestic.
mom beer
Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.
A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.