beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.

beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

俚语	beer monocle
释义	beer monocle like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle. I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle. beer monocle When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened. Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'. Beer Monocle When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care. Yo you are way out of Sarah's league. Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.
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