shoot a monkey
said after making a mistake.
Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!
shoot the monkey
to take a hit off a bong
dude lets go shoot the monkey.
Shoot a monkey
Racist term believed to be originated in the southern state of Arkansas, used in place of a cuss word.
“Dropped a mug and it shattered” dam shoot a monkey!
Time to Shoot the Monkey
Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.
prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww
Shooting Monkeys
Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"