Shoot my cock off
An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.
"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"
"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."
"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."