Shoot the Biscuit
A game that involves a group of guys in a circle jerk around a biscuit. The last one to jizz onto the Biscuit is the loser and has to eat the biscuit.
Guy #1: I fucking hate Alberta cowboys.
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!