Shooty bum
A sudden stabbing pain in your arse hole that causes you to stand up dramatically
Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh “
Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
shooty bum pain
Shooty bum pain is when you have a really itchy bum hole to the point it hurts.
Oh man! I've got such bad shooty bum pain but there's people everywhere!