Shooty Hoops
An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.
You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.
Shooty Hoops
When a bunch of dorky middle/upper middle class white people play arcade basketball.
Dude, did you see Kevin the accountant playing shooty hoops last night?
Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.
Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.
Shooty Hoops
The sport of throwing/tossing paper balls, cheetos, or any small object into the hood of somebody's hoody.
It is nearly played exactly like basketball, just without the need to dribble. Slam Dunks are illegal. However, that just makes them the more fun to do.
It is nearly played exactly like basketball, just without the need to dribble. Slam Dunks are illegal. However, that just makes them the more fun to do.
"Dude, we just had the most extreme game of Shooty Hoops during homeroom!"