shopsexual
The sexual and sometimes even romantic attraction to stores or even someone just named Shop.
Mark - “God I just wanna fuck a Shop-rite rn.”
Lilith - “Dude what the fuck?”
Mark - “What? I’m shopsexual.”
Lilith - “Ohhhhhh.”
Lilith - “Dude what the fuck?”
Mark - “What? I’m shopsexual.”
Lilith - “Ohhhhhh.”