beer pirate
the more than likely broke individual at any party that snakes whatever beers he can from other peoples stashes and puts them down. Also usually the ultra-shitfaced guy at a party that no one really knows.
"Man. . . I bought a fuckin case half an hour ago, but that beer pirate that came with (enter name) is putting them down everytime we leave the room."
three beer pirate
A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.
Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.
Pirate Beer
A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of rum and cream soda.
Yar, pass me pirate beer over 'ere, i need to warm me blood with a bit of rum 'n cream!