Shortgun

Verb. Refers to alternate method of alcohol consumption. A variation of of the "shotgun" method in which a hole is created in the side of beer can near the bottom; however, instead of drinking the beer through the hole after the tab is popped, the beer is pour down and inside the front of the drinker's pants, soaking their crotch area. This method is preferred by heavily intoxicated males who have accepted the fact that they have no chance of hooking up with a girl that night.