short Island
Ghetto mixed drink, contains many but not all ingredients of a long island ice tea.
Q. Can you make me a long island?
A. No I can make you a short island.
A. No I can make you a short island.
short island
creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.
"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".
"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"
"what a little man he is!"
"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"
"what a little man he is!"
Fire Island Shorts
A straight man wearing shorts that are too tight and too short.
Len wore Fire Island Shorts to the barbecue.