shortney

Noun.
A metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.

It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.

俚语	shortney
释义	shortney Noun. A metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature. Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair. Shortneys are rarely on time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror. It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.
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