Short Pump

1. A part of the West End of Richmond, Virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie.
2. The place where Broad Street becomes the only eight lane road in Richmond that isn't a highway.

Guy 1: So what are you doing this afternoon?
Guy 2: I'm going to Short Pump to see a movie.
Guy 1: Dude, same, I'm going to Short Pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Sweet, maybe you and she can come over to McAlister's after y'all are done over at the mall.

Principal: Why were you late to school today?
Boy: Traffic
Principal: That's not a good enough reason.
Boy: I live in Short Pump. You try getting on 64 during rush hour.

Short Pump

Cowboy slang for a small penis.

Two cowboys relieving themselves. One glances down at the other's equipment and says , "You have right short pump there don't you son?"

Short pump middle school

Short pump middle is probably the home of half the sluts in America. The top of the tower is the queen bee she sits in her thrown with the king (he changes every week) and demands her slaves to buy her Starbucks or take a picture of some shity picture. There's also her royal advisors and everyone else is either a peasant or slave. Every girl and guy except for the ones that have no idea what sex is have been fucked and half became pregnant. This school is pretty much the definition of Deep Run High School, so I'm not going to waiste your time.y time explaining. Go look it up.

I went to short pump middle school a virgin came out, I had had sex 20+ times!

俚语	short pump
释义	Short Pump 1. A part of the West End of Richmond, Virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie. 2. The place where Broad Street becomes the only eight lane road in Richmond that isn't a highway. Guy 1: So what are you doing this afternoon? Guy 2: I'm going to Short Pump to see a movie. Guy 1: Dude, same, I'm going to Short Pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend. Guy 2: Sweet, maybe you and she can come over to McAlister's after y'all are done over at the mall. Principal: Why were you late to school today? Boy: Traffic Principal: That's not a good enough reason. Boy: I live in Short Pump. You try getting on 64 during rush hour. Short Pump Cowboy slang for a small penis. Two cowboys relieving themselves. One glances down at the other's equipment and says , "You have right short pump there don't you son?" Short pump middle school Short pump middle is probably the home of half the sluts in America. The top of the tower is the queen bee she sits in her thrown with the king (he changes every week) and demands her slaves to buy her Starbucks or take a picture of some shity picture. There's also her royal advisors and everyone else is either a peasant or slave. Every girl and guy except for the ones that have no idea what sex is have been fucked and half became pregnant. This school is pretty much the definition of Deep Run High School, so I'm not going to waiste your time.y time explaining. Go look it up. I went to short pump middle school a virgin came out, I had had sex 20+ times!
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