Shortsville, NY

Shortsville, NY is a lame-ass town in upstate New York. The local school is Red Jacket/ Manchester-Shortsville High School. It is extremely small. Just to give you an idea, it's graduating class for 2010 was 73 people. The highlights of the town include a McDonalds, a China King, a Dollar General and an abandoned round house that the locals trespass on to smoke weed. The majority of graduates go to the closest community colleges, work for the town, or join the army. The high school contains minimal diversity: one half african american, one asian, one jewish teacher.