Shotomatic
Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.
Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.