beertarded
One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.
My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.
Beertard
Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.
Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.
Beertard
Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.
Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.