Shovelin
Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.
John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"
Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"
Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"
jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat
one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"