Showank
When one masturbates in the shower.
Matt: "I'm gonna have a showank now. TTYL!"
showank
As a growing teen, you would typically wank and shower after, killing two birds with one stone, keeping clean while flushing down the little spermies. Instead of telling the boys you gotta wank and shower before the game, you just tell them, you gotta showank.
Hold on dudes, mans gotta go and take a SHOWANK