shower beer
The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
shower beer
Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.
Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.
Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.
Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.
NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..
Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...
NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..
Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...
Shower Beer
The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.
I woke up with a mad hangover this morning, but after that shower beer I have a nice buzz on.
Shower Beer
A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
Shower beer
An alcoholic beverage one consumes while cleansing himself/herself.
Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".
Beer Shower
Drinking a beer while taking a shower. Not to be confused with the other form of a beer shower: someone dumping a beer on someone's head.. which is alcohol abuse.
"I'm going to hop into the shower and pound a Heineken."
- "Ah Beer Shower! Good Call bro!"
- "Ah Beer Shower! Good Call bro!"
beer shower
when alcoholic beverages rain down on your head at a party.
There was a beer shower on Karlie and Allison when Wendell held up his cup to cheer and accidentally poured it out over everyone.