shower hour

Shower hour: is to take a shower for an hour to partake in masturbation.

Time between 9:30-12 , or 1-3 AM if your coming home from a party.

The time of day when there is a large amount of surrounding neighbors in urban area using the same pooled source of shared water supply. Usually the people using their water supply at this time experience low water pressure.

To shower for an hour means to jerk off in the shower. Usually people say "Why where you in there so long?" and you make up some lame excuse.

To head to the bar straight off the beach, instead of stopping home first to get glammed up for a night on the town. Dress code is swimsuits and sandals with sand on your feet.

When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.