Shower Picnic
A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).
Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”