shower rape
If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.
Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."
Rape Shower
The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.
I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.
Rape Shower
The word "Rape Shower" which is the actual act of taking a shower because you feel so ashamed.
Even though "servicing himself" was very pleasurable, Jason could not oversomce his shame for what he had done to his body, so he tried to "clean" himself with a rape shower, but nothing could bring back his hand's virginity.
Showering like a rape victim
This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower
Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower was a phrase used in Middle Ages to describe the act of a woman having a shower after she has been raped. To make it an Afghan Rape Shower, this act must take place within Afghanistan.
Without it being in Asfghanistan, this act is simply known simply as ‘a rape shower’.
Without it being in Asfghanistan, this act is simply known simply as ‘a rape shower’.
Stacey had an Ye Ole Afghan Rape Shower the other day.
Oh, I didn’t realise she was in Afghanistan, but I knew about the rape shower.
Oh, I didn’t realise she was in Afghanistan, but I knew about the rape shower.