Showman
Someone who over exaggerates the fuck out of things
Someone who loves to gas stories and make up lies
Someone who loves to gas stories and make up lies
You are the biggest showman ever.
Bro#1: Yo you fuck that girl?
Bro#2: Yeah I fucked her 5 times and made her orgasm 27 times
Bro#1: Wow you are a showman
Bro#1: *sends snap chat of himself chugging a beer while driving*
Bro#2: C'mon man that is a showman snap
Originated from Johnny1k Nashua NH
Bro#1: Yo you fuck that girl?
Bro#2: Yeah I fucked her 5 times and made her orgasm 27 times
Bro#1: Wow you are a showman
Bro#1: *sends snap chat of himself chugging a beer while driving*
Bro#2: C'mon man that is a showman snap
Originated from Johnny1k Nashua NH
Showman
The term Showman is given to a male who, when flaccid, his penis is of average to below average size.
However when erect his penis towers to an above average size
This term is often found amongst descendants of the 'Spicer' family
See:- Spicer
However when erect his penis towers to an above average size
This term is often found amongst descendants of the 'Spicer' family
See:- Spicer
Girl: why is our penis so small?
Boy: Im a showman...
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: Touch it and find out...
Girl: Holy Shit! Thats the biggest ive seen!
Boy: Im a showman...
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: Touch it and find out...
Girl: Holy Shit! Thats the biggest ive seen!
the showman
the ringmaster, leader, big boss, C.E.O., ruler, mr/ms BIG, E.T.C. of a situation; the one whose name is invariably 'on the line', that the 'laws' come to first in the case of a problem!! the main principal potentate!
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
the showman @ that group house next door apparently kicks them all outside to smoke, lets' start calling them 'the hackers'!!
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
The Greatest Showman
A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.
Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.
And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.
And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.
lamb showman
Lamb showman are the definition of dedication. They have felt the despair of “the gate” and know they don’t want that feeling again.they have experienced the gratification of the handshake or the champion slap and strive to feel that again and again! They can see the beauty in the perfect profile and the sheer power of a good drive. They would sort through a 1000 head all over the country just to find THE ONE. There is magic in their eyes and electricity in their step. While other people are playing video games they’re practicing and planning and exercising. They know if Mom has the camera and Dad has a worried look it’s show time! They know if it’s to be, it’s up to them. They know the real value of groovy racks, crisp loin edges and square butts. They know the best place to watch the grand drive is from the ring. They avoid corners and low spots at all costs. They can talk the talk and walk the walk and they won’t stop until the grab that banner! After God, their family, and their country their stock comes next. If you need them they’ll be in the barn!
That (girl/guy) is definitely a lamb showman!
alt-right showman
Someone who hosts a YouTube-show with an alt-right political profile.
My favourite alt-right showman is Alex Jones.