Show your puppy

When a random stranger (typically from the phillipines) messages you on facebook. After deciding she is ugly, you scheme to get her on webcam and show her your asshole, so that she may never bother another stranger again. So, you claim to have gotten a new puppy, and you want to show her. While you go get your "puppy" you drop your pants and spread your asshole as wide as possible in front of the webcam, simultaneously filming the footage so that you may later spam her facebook with these videos.