shpadook
An abnormally large piece of crap, that refuses to break up or fit in a toilet hole. Thus requiring the creator to extract the crap out by hand or other object.
Taylor: Danny stayed the night at my house and laid a shpadook.
Cameron: What did yall do about it?
Taylor: Well he had to pick it up and throw it in the neighbors yard.
Cameron: Gross
Cameron: What did yall do about it?
Taylor: Well he had to pick it up and throw it in the neighbors yard.
Cameron: Gross