shploink

the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside

I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.

Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy

The activity in which one drinks and drives. Different from drunk driving because you're not being reckless.