shramping
When you are on the first day of your menstrual cycle, and you are cramping so bad you do not know if you have to shit or just take a midol.
I am shramping someting feirce today.
Shramps
(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.
Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
Shramp
Noun
The past tense of shrimp.
The past tense of shrimp.
Tim: i cant beleive i ate all that shramp
Bill: you mean shrimp?
Tim: they were before i ate them, now they are shramp
Bill: damn homie im bricked up
Bill: you mean shrimp?
Tim: they were before i ate them, now they are shramp
Bill: damn homie im bricked up
Shramp
when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.
Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!
Shramp
A moist unclean vagina, often producing smegma or other unholy substances.
Man: dude why didn’t you go down on her?
Dude: I couldn’t man, she had a shramp.
Guy: she has a shrampy pussy
Dude: I couldn’t man, she had a shramp.
Guy: she has a shrampy pussy
Shramp
A girl be the name of Emma. This is her amazing nickname.
That Shramp is so good at basketball
Shramp
A Midget Shrimp Also When you grab someone by the ass and open their ‘doors’
1) oh look a shramp
2) I shramped Erin last night
2) I shramped Erin last night