Shravanitus
A disease that causes you to be so lazy, that people near you will think you're stoned. Some symptons include leaving trash around your room, going to sleep before 11:00 PM, trying to rap without rhyming, failing classes, playing super smash brothers melee, and being too lazy to close the shower curtain, resulting in a soaked bathroom floor.
Wow, it looks like there's an epidemic of Shravanitus going around at IMSA; half the people in my Ad. Chem class are failing.