Shreads
Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.
Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"
Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"
Dude: "Roflmao!"
Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"
Dude: "Roflmao!"
Shread
pronounced as reading with a shhh at the beggining.
the act of reading while taking a shit.
the act of reading while taking a shit.
Joe - Man I gotta shit, but this book is really good.
John - Dude just go shread.
Joe - Fuck, your right.
John - Dude just go shread.
Joe - Fuck, your right.
Shreading
To longboard at high speeds.
Jim was sure shreading down that hill.
shread
fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces
I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.
shread
In which to shred the gnar.
"dude lets go shread!"
"Shread!"
"Shread!"
shreaded
To be shreaded; ripped; jacked; defined as in muscle.
That guy is shreaded. All he does is go to the gym.
Shreading
to make up a fake word and pretend it's real
"tell me what shreading is rn"