shredophile
(n) someone who is addicted to snowboarding or skiing. Not to be confused with a snowmosexual.
(Person 1) -- dude, its the third day of the season and Nate already has 30 hours on the mountain
(Person 2) -- I know bro, he's such a shredophile
(Nate) -- hey fuck you guys! You're just a bunch of jealous snowmosexual dickheads!
(Person 2) -- I know bro, he's such a shredophile
(Nate) -- hey fuck you guys! You're just a bunch of jealous snowmosexual dickheads!