Shred Sauce

Shred sauce is a tasty, juicy condiment with a sweet flavor; never sour. Shred sauce is generally available in high altitude regions where snowfall is typically high, in areas known to be frequented by the freakish specie known as the "Skier" (and occasionally the "Snowboarder"), all of whom love to shred the deepest, driest, fluffiest gnar gnar pow pow. These odd ski creatures who enjoy spreading, consuming and bathing in the scrumptious Shred Sauce prefer to do so on Bluebird days, although the most frequent application of Shred Sauce occurs on days of the heaviest of snowfalls, when skiers and riders alike tend to consume or otherwise make use of copious amounts of Shred Sauce after a huge dump of pow.