Shreeper
A shoeless, hemp-clothed, VW van- or Subaru-owning, flower-crowned, patchouli oil-smelling individual that dances without rhythm similar to the inflatable tube man or “a daisy blowing freely in the wind.” He/she often does not shave his/her pits and immensely enjoys reminiscing on trips to Coachella, Burning Man, and Bonnaroo.
When I left the Maple Leaf Bar at 8 am after an all-night jazz fest show, the trolley was filled with shreepers.