Shreked
you get rekt by ya boi shrek, or just another way to say someone was rekt
Man, he shreked me when I left the party.
Shreked
A combination of the words wrecked or decked and srewed. It is used when someone gets absolutely destroyed (reference to Patrick Willis from the 49ers shreking Brad Smith from the Jets".) due to there low level of physicality.
-Invented First By Vincent Watson
-Invented First By Vincent Watson
"Oh S*** did u just see tommy get absolutely shreked by Billy?!"
Shreked
The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."
Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good
Shreked
When someone destryos something due to their clumsyness or the size of their bodies.
Jeff tripped on the carpet and Shreked the entire living room.
Shreked
to get jacked up or badly damaged
I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.
Shreked
The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.
Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"
Shreked
Getting so Schwasted and/or wrecked, that you think you are in a swamp
Bro last night I got so shreked I was telling people to get out of my swamp