Shrekligion
The glorious following of the Ogrelord and his donkey and how he showed his people of the onion the way to everlasting life and happiness in the land of the swamp.
Shrek is love.
Shrek...is...life.
Shrek is love.
Shrek...is...life.
"Shrek is love, shrek is life, become a layer of almighty onion and follow the benevolent Ogrelord today, join the movement of Shrekligion.